Headlines 

New whirled order
With fruit, yogurt and a shot of nutrients, the smoothie is the power milkshake

Widows’ pique
The dating odds are against older women - as in four women to every man

Pour little me
Red Tail Ale is just the brew to brood over

Blue suede cruise
Riding the waves with all the King’s men

Chaise longing
Even Martha realizes gardens need furniture for relaxing on

Mary Bolduc has written silly and serious headlines and edited copy for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for 10 years. She has worked for newspapers in Texas and New Mexico. A former Army brat who was born at West Point, N.Y., Mary is a graduate of Trinity University in San Antonio and the University of Missouri’s journalism school. Her husband, Steve McKeown, is a pilot, and her 3-year-old son, Sean, is a handful.